Tuesday, June 25, 2019

Fireworks Dates, Times, Locations

6/29/2019


Braintree, Braintree High School field, 10:00 PM (Raindate: 6/30/2019)

Halifax, Halifax Elementary School Field - 464 Plymouth Street, 9:15 PM (Raindate: 6/30/2019)


6/30/2019


Brockton, Brockton Fairgrounds, Time TBD

7/1/2019


Mashpee High School, 500 Old Barnstable Rd., Mashpee High School, 500 Old Barnstable Rd., 9:30 PM

7/2/2019


Boston, Boston Harbor, 8:25 PM


7/3/2019


Attleboro, Hayward Field, 89 North Avenue, 9:20 PM (Raindate: 7/5/2019)
Brockton, Brockton Fairgrounds, Time TBD

Foxborough, Gillette Stadium & Patriot Place’s North Marketplace (Free Parking), 9:00 PM (Raindate: N/A)

Randolph, Randolph HS baseball field, 70 Memorial Parkway, 9:30 PM (Raindate: 7/5/2019)

Sharon, Barge on Lake Massapoag - 196 Pond Street, 9:30 PM (Raindate: 7/7/2019)

Stoughton, O'Donnel Middle School on Cushing Street , 10:00 PM

Walpole , Joe Morgan Memorial Field - 220 School Street, 9:30 PM (Raindate: 7/5/2019)

Weymouth, George Lane Beach on River Street in North Weymouth, 9:30 PM (Raindate: N/A)



7/4/2019


Barnstable, Aselton Park, Bismore Park, and Veteran’s Park Beach, 9:00 PM

Bellingham, Bellingham High School,60 Blackstone Field, 9:00 PM



Boston, Hatch Shell on the Esplanade, 10:30 PM
Boston Greenway - Atlantic Avenue and High Street. *View a Simulcast of the Boston Pops Fireworks Spectacular on the big screen. 

Bridgewater, Legion Field, 9:30 PM
Brockton, Brockton Fairgrounds, Time TBD

Canton, Irish Cultural Center, 9:15 PM (Raindate: 7/5/2019)

Edgartown, Edgartown Harbor, Oak Bluffs Ave., 9:15 PM

Fall River, Waterfront/Battleship Cove, 9:30 PM

Falmouth, Falmouth Heights Beach, 9:15 PM

Hyannis, Lewis Beach (View along Hyannis Harbor & West Yarmouth beaches, Dusk (Raindate: 8/31/2019)

Mashpee, Golf Course, 20 Red Brook Road, 9:30 PM

New Bedford, Downtown New Bedford/State Piwe, 9 pm

Plymouth, at Plymouth Waterfront, 9:15 PM

Provincetown, MacMillan Pier - 24 Macmillan Pier at Provincetown Harbor, 9:00 PM (Raindate: 7/5/2019)

Sandwich ... Shawme Pond, dark


7/5/2019


Nantucket, Jetties Beach, 9:00 PM


7/6/2019


Wareham, Onset harbor, 9:00 PM (Raindate: 7/7/2019)

Orleans, dusk, Rock Harbor, rain date 7/7


Sunday, June 23, 2019

Cape Cod Ominous Thunderstorm

Saturday's thunderstorm on Cape Cod


We were hoping for lightning, but No.




A) Old Glory looks good in front of a thunderstorm, and B) Stephen has a cute neighbor.


The wind shifted, picked up, blew in cold air and was followed by a half hour of heavy rain.


Almost but not quite perfect water tower placement.

All Seasons, about to live up to her name.


Saturday, June 22, 2019

Where Does Cape Cod End?


Cape Cod is a well-known region of the state. What is less well-known is her border.

You'd think that border definition wouldn't be a problem for something that is mostly surrounded by water, and that is the case for most of the Cape. Her borders are various sections (Buzzards Bay, Cape Cod Bay, Nantucket Sound, perhaps even the Cape Cod Canal) of the Atlantic Ocean.

The problem comes with the Western border. Bourne, which is east of 99.9% of the USA, is the westernmost part of Barnstable County.

Bourne (and Sandwich) also sit astride the Cape Cod Canal. These towns are concurrently on-Cape and off-Cape. They are also most- but not all- of the battleground in this debate.

"Battleground" is a bit of a stretch for something that even people who are interested in finding out the answer to may not give too much of a damn about, but I have the sportswriter's habit of ascribing military terms to non-military things.

Either way, let's meet the contenders for Cape Cod's western border.

The Cape Cod Canal


This is the quick answer, and perhaps the correct answer. There is no more definitive border than sawing yourself off from the rest of America, and that is what the Canal did to the Cape.

You lose a few villages with this definition, with Buzzards Bay and Sagamore Beach being Bourne's two largest villages (population wise). Sandwich loses a very profitable beach.

This answer is fun in that it sort of treats Sagamore Beach, Bournedale and Buzzards Bay how the Soviet Union used to treat Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia. They're buffer states, standing between the Motherland and the western hordes. The hordes will wear themselves out crossing these borderlands.

These villages are fun to tax, they aren't really part of the family, you can walk (or drive tourists) all over them and they don't expect a lot of love in return. They are Bourne's easy girl, which is funny because Bourne is Cape Cod's easy girl.

There is minor talk of these villages seceding, but such talk is usually followed by talk of the necessity of dynamiting those bridges. Cape Codders think of themselves as an island, right? Our other islands do just fine with ferry service.


Buzzards Bay/Bournedale/Sagamore Beach

Again, the buffer zone. If you can be talked into a definition of Cape Cod with a mainland component, this is most likely what you would accept.

The Cape Cod Commission uses this definition, which is also the definition you'd use if your answer was Barnstable County.

Until the Canal was dug, there was no question that these villages were part of Cape Cod. After?

The responsibilities of, uhm, disincluding these villages from Cape Cod involve arguing for their relocation into a different region.

Sagamore Beach is a natural for the South Shore, as is Scusset Beach. Bournedale could be traded to Plymouth for the White Cliffs Country Club. Buzzards Bay would become the eastern border of the South Coast.

If these villages seceded and formed their own town, they would vault to the top of the "Name a town after Tom Brady" rankings.


Plymouth

Plymouth is pushing it a bit, but a case can be made for it.

The Cedarville section of Plymouth was considered to be the cutoff point for Cape Cod for much of history. The pre-Canal cutoff points were the Manomet and Scusset Rivers, a slightly more northern line than the Cape Cod Canal, which takes Southern Plymouth into the equation.

The lakes region here was the most formidable physical barrier in the way of getting to the Cape, with the dense forests that eventually became the Pine Hills and The Ponds Of Plymouth also in the mix.

Cedarville was the setting for Cape Cod Folks, an 1860s novel. While that author doesn't get the final say, the book's title does show how the area was viewed at the time.

After Cedarville, Massachusetts fattens considerably, and any peninsula arguments weaken.


Wareham

Wareham is the Gateway to Cape Cod. No one argues that. Whether that makes it a part of Cape Cod, that's another story.

Wareham is like Plymouth, in that her eastern lakes region was a natural barrier for Cape Cod before the Canal was dug.

Wareham is also like Plymouth in that it is easy to include Cedarville and Onset as part of Cape Cod, but North Plymouth and West Wareham are a hard sell.

Wareham does have a Cape League team, and, for a long time, you were on Cape Cod once you drove through the Gateway Lighthouses.


Outer Cape = True Cape

If you want to get reallllllllly snobby, you can adopt this definition.

This is both physical and psychological, and proponents for psychological often don't bother to even use the physical in the argument.

Cape Cod is nearly bisected by the Bass River. That's the physical argument.

Much like those aerial shots you see when it is obvious where the Dominican Republic ends and Haiti begins, the Cape changes somewhat once you cross the Bass.

East of the Bass and through the Outer Cape, Cape Cod starts to get a bit more Old School. Towns get smaller, business districts get cozier and the beaches become more dominant.

"When people think of Cape Cod, they're thinking of the Outer Cape," is a prevailing sentiment of those who favor this view. You can get Ed Lambert of WXTK to voice this opinion if the topic comes up.



Monday, June 10, 2019

Can Killer Whales Scare Off Cape Cod's Sharks?


Cape Cod lives and dies with tourism, and we live better when tourists don't die here.

It seems fair enough. However, we can't guarantee your safety. We have sharks.

We had a tourist killed last summer by a shark. It happened at the very end of tourist season, so the economic effect was dulled somewhat. If someone gets a munching in June or July, it could destroy our economy. Tourists won't go where they might be devoured.

We spent the winter kicking ideas around. Shark nets and seal culls have been discussed, as has setting bait hooks to kill the Porkers. In the end, we did nothing.

Shark attacks are rare, and Massachusetts has only had a dozen or so in our white-guy history. 4 of them were fatal. Prior to last summer, the last fatality was in 1936, off of Mattapoisett. Scituate had one 100 years before that, with Boston Harbor getting one 100+ years before the Scituate one.

Ignoring the seal influx on Cape Cod, it is easy to say, "We get a fatality once a century, the next death will be in 2118 AD or so."

That is the action we took... hope for the best.


One idea not explored involves an Orca. Killer whales are perhaps the only thing in the sea (aside from Quint) that can kill a big white.

Killer Whales work together to herd a shark, eventually cornering it. They will slam into the shark, hold it upside down and eventually suffocate it. They will then eat the shark's liver.

An Orca is the world's only functional shark repellent. When Orcas show, sharks go. A tagged shark in an area (Cali) where Orcas killed a shark immediately dove to the bottom and swam 500 nonstop miles to Hawaii.

Added bonus: Orcas don't eat people. Unless you work at Sea World, you have the same chance of being bit by an Orca as you do of being born in a manger to a virgin. There has been only one.

Killer whales are not unheard of on Cape Cod. My man Don Wilding wrote a nice article on it. 1949-1959 saw several Orca attacks on pilot whales. The Pilots would beach themselves to escape the Orcas.

Hyannis, Dennis, Yarmouth and Wellfleet all witnessed attacks on Pilot Whales, either directly or by finding Pilots with huge, Orca-sized bites taken out of them.

An estimated 67 Orcas comprise the NW Atlantic population, which range from Newfoundland to Long Island. While Cape Cod sightings are rare, they do happen.

Orcas can kill and eat anything, including Blue Whales. However, Orcas in certain areas have specific diets, and tend to specialize in certain items.

NW Atlantic versions of the Orca split into two diet groups. One group subsists on seals and especially herring (Orcas at Sea World consume 50 pounds of herring a day). The other type goes after dolphins and whales.

Sharks are off Cape Cod for seals. Orcas are here for herring. The 1940s/50s whales (Editor's note: Killer Whales are actually dolphins, but the author gets lazy now and then) may have been the ones we want here to kill and scare away sharks, but the whales we get more often are interested in herring.

Massachusetts slaughtered our seal population long ago, although we have rebounded since then. The rebound brought sharks, but not Orcas.

Whales are more intelligent than sharks, and they are more social. Why they are slow to pick up on seals being off Cape Cod, I can only guess. Maybe they are creatures of habit, maybe they prefer Labrador.

You can't hire an Orca to police our shores, and even if we got a few here, there would be no way to keep them here.

The only thing we can do with Cape Cod Orcas is hope. Hope, as we saw last September, does not deter shark attacks. Once a Cape Cod shark attack gets on CNN, there goes our summer.


Sunday, June 9, 2019

Bambi At The Beach!

Duxbury Beach had a visitor the other day. I prefer when they have antlers, sleighs, Santa and presents... but this is still pretty cool.

Duxbury Beach doesn't have much forest, so I assume that she wandered down from the woods of Green Harbor/Cedar Crest/Gotham.


Random clamdigger shots, just because...


You can get the Sea Clams, aka Skimmers, Atlantic Surf Clams or Bar Clams, when the tide is really low. 

Wednesday, June 5, 2019

Foggy Bourne Bridge

Onward through the fog...

"Clouds are but high-flying fog."


Monster Turtle In Plymouth Pond?


I was doing some research for an article that involved me needing to know some basic facts about Great Herring Pond in Plymouth/Bourne. I went to the Wikipedia page for GHP, and lo and behold!!

"There has been multiple sightings of massive turtles on Great Herring Pond. They have been seen to be in size of 4–5 feet long, with heads the size of footballs. They have been seen floating down stream from Little Herring Pond, under Carters Bridge."

Granted, "There has been multiple sightings" am be some poor English, but I mangle smart-people talk in here all the time, so who am I to judge? If it's on Wikipedia, it has to be true, right?

The important part is that Cranberry County Magazine owes it to our readers to chase monsters, especially when they are in our backyard.

Again, this is most likely what Colonel Potter used to call "bull hockey." Anyone can edit Wikipedia. Some kid may have slipped in a bit of fantasy about his neighborhood. We should be able to see what's what easily enough.


You see waves... I see "Monster Turtle Wake"

There are only a few species of turtles in Massachusetts. You can check them all out right here. The biggest of the bunch is the Common Snapping Turtle. They are found across the US from the Atlantic to the Rockies, a range that includes all of Massachusetts.

The Common Snapping Turtle is the heaviest turtle in Massachusetts by a country mile. Unfortunately a record-breaking snapping turtle would be a shade less than 2 feet long (that's carapace or upper shell length, the lower shell/plastron is smaller... a snapping turtle can't hide in his shell like most other turtles when threatened, hence the Baby's Momma-like disposition), and northern specimens tend to be smaller than southern ones. 75 pounds would approach the weight record. "Two feet long, max" is about a yard less Turtle than we need to support a search for a 4-5 foot turtle.

A turtle more in that range is the Alligator Snapping Turtle. They are a more southern turtle, and don't get north (naturally) much further than Tennessee. Could one survive here? Could a breeding, sustainable population exist in Massachusetts? How long until the National Marine Life Center herpetologist calls me back?

Alligator Snapping Turtles can grow to 30 inches long, and there is talk of one caught in Kansas who weighed 403 pounds. 30 inches is about where you call in the QB sneak in a goal line offense.

A path to the sea from GHP does exist. You can herring your way downstream to the Cape Cod Canal via the Herring River (formerly known as Manomet/Monument River, which is A) what Monument Beach in Bourne is named after, and B) a river used, with the Scusset River of Scusset Beach fame, as a basic outline for the Cape Cod Canal) from Great Herring Pond, and turtles can walk on land. Still, the presence of giant sea turtles in a freshwater Plymouth pond seems unlikely. That eliminates another suspect.

The kind of turtle we're looking for would have plenty of food to sustain it. This isn't a 40 foot Nessie that we're looking for. Great Herring Pond has, and I quote the Commonwealth of Massachusetts herself:



Fish Populations:
The pond was last completely surveyed in the summer of 1984 and nine fish species were present: yellow perch, white perch, white sucker, brown bullhead, banded killifish, smallmouth bass, chain pickerel, golden shiner and American eel. A May 2001 fish survey found abundant smallmouth bass and three additional species: largemouth bass, pumpkinseed and tesselated darter. Also, an occasional walleye is also reported. Alewife and blueback herring are abundant in the pond from late spring through fall.

That's enough for our Behemoth. The herring alone sustained the entire village of Wallencamp ("Wallencamp" is an avoid-a-lawsuit name an author hung on the Pondville section of the village of Cedarville in the town of Pymouth) for a while, and they eat more than one turtle can... even a big one.

He'd have plenty of room to hide. Great Herring Pond (formerly known as Lake Manomet), and the swampy area around it use up 400 acres or so, about the same area occupied by the Mission Hill neighborhood in Boston. The pond is generally 20 feet deep, with spots reaching 40 feet deep, and the turtle can stay submerged for two hours without breathing.

Great Herring Pond is just off of the southeastern edge of the Myles Standish State Forest. It is part of a vast swampy area that makes up the whole of interior Southern Plymouth. He (or even a brood of them) could very easily range from the Freetown/Lakeville area to Cape Cod up to Duxbury and over to Bridgewater. It'd just take him a while to walk through it all, because he's, like, a turtle.

The authors are not unaware that this monster turtle would be very much like a Bridgewater Triangle story, and his presence in Plymouth would further validate our theory that the Bridgewater Triangle should expand out to Cape Cod. The turtle could even be the guardian spirit for the cursed Sacrifice Rock Woods.

He'd also have plenty of time to grow. Studies suggest a possible 100 year life span for a Snapper, and they grow constantly from when they are born until the day that they die. This monster may have been born during World War I.

A four-foot snapping turtle, whether it was Common or Alligator, would be a terrible thing to have snapping at you. It could bite through your Achilles Tendon. It could easily kill any unattended baby that it got the drop on. It could kick in your back door, slap your best dog in the face and make your wife cook it a T-Bone steak. It could tear out your heart and show it to you.

Bah Gawd, you know Cranberry County Magazine has to look for that!

1619 AD Cedarville

The part of Plymouth known as the Lakes region is a series of isolated villages where everyone knows everyone, and outsiders are suspicious just for being there. It's the sort of village where tales of a giant man-eating turtle shouldn't leak onto Wikipedia from. If you ain't from here, you don't come here, son.

Locals are reluctant to speak of the giant turtle, not wanting the circus media environment that would surround the presence of a turtle large enough to merit hiring Quint. I'm local enough that I did manage to unearth some amazing stories, as the Monster Turtle is the subject of an intense if isolated urban legend.

"I never let my kids near that cursed pond," said one Cedarville housewife. "I didn't wreck my figure and nag my husband into a double shift just to feed my kid to some lake monster."

"I saw it once. It was the size of one of those sissy electric cars," said one man who asked to not be identified. "It was pulling a deer into the pond by the throat."

"You don't see a lot of transients in this area, which is unusual for a seasonal cottage neighborhood," said a source within the Plymouth Police Department. "We do get a lot of calls about roaring, splashing sounds and people screaming 'Help! I'm being devoured by a rhino-sized turtle!' now and then, but you know how kids eat LSD these days."

"Cape Cod is a vastly overdevloped  tourist region right up until Cedarville, where it suddenly becomes isolated. Isolated forest is one thing, but this is isolated lakefront property on the largest body of freshwater east of Lakeville. It makes one wonder what chased the people away," said a local realtor. She even implied that the Cape Cod Canal was actually dug by the Cape's elite as a sort of anti-turtle salt water moat.

"People assume that the Wampanoags were cleared out of what is now known as Plymouth by plague," said historian Dr. Stephen Bowden. "One idea that has never been explored is the possibility that they were instead consumed by a bloodthirsty, Anklyosaurus-looking snapping turtle."

"There's probably a good reason for that," he added, rather buzzkillishly.

Bowden did add that the Algonquin name for the pond was "Dubbadoo," which roughly translates to "the place where the Volkswagen-sized turtle lives."


Approaching Carter's Bridge, site of the Turtle Sightings

All of these experts only get in the way of a good Monster Turtle Story. What we need to do is Field Research.

We put on the battle gear, loaded the car and weaved up Bournedale Road/Herring Pond Road, heading into the belly of the beast. We had consumed a large lunch, and partook in some fortifying liquid refreshments.

Of course we were armed! I pulled the Volkswagen off onto the shoulder, crushing a dozen saplings.


Missing shoe of a turtle victim?

The people at the car rental place thought it was odd that I wanted a green Volkswagen Beetle, but it is the most turtle-looking car I could think of, and it is important to Go Native in these sorts of situations. I was insistent, and they eventually found me one somewhere.

My man Cranberry Jones and assistant editor Stacey Monponsett pulled up shortly after with the U-Haul. We were planning to not only find this turtle, but to capture him. I'm not sure how much money you can make with a 400 pound killer turtle, but I know that you can make money with such a beast.

"Starve it, sell tickets, feed it steroids, and have a dwarf fight it with a sledgehammer," said Jones, which is why I'm writing this column instead of him. "OK, the dwarf has to be drunk."

"Build a miniature city, teach him to walk upright through it, and make a monster movie," said Stacey, who is too young to have seen Gamera movies.

I was envisioning a scenario where we get it on The Late Late Show, and one of us (whoever has the best Turtle voice, probably Stacey) just hides behind the couch and speaks for him. It would help soften his image if he got some jokes off, especially if Gamera got all anti-social and bit that chubby little English guy.

Fortunately, it never came to that. We struck out like A-Rod in a playoff game. The four of us have maybe zero (0) hours of turtle-hunting experience, and a turtle hunt is right where a flaw like that becomes apparent.

However, our ineptitude as turtle hunters should not obscure the fact that there is something very strange going on in Great Herring Pond.