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| The Dartmouth Mall is celebrating the championships won by the Boston Red Sox and the New England Patriots by letting some business build a sand shrine in front of Macy's. |
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| The business in question... I'd have named it "Sandinista" or however you spell that, but I was listening to The Clash this morning and my judgement may be compromised. |
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| Mookie Betts, in sand. Too bad we didn't have Sandy Alomar, huh? He'd be a natural. |
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| I'm not sure how long this will be up, so hustle down and check it out. |
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| If you forgot Valentine's Day and the missus is angry, why not take her to see a Sand Edelman? She won't mind, she'll probably enjoy your spontaneity, quirky humor and team spirit. It'll win you back her love. We should add that the author is a 50 year old bachelor, and that when he asked his favorite girl out to lunch on Valentine's Day, she sent him back a video where somebody is upset about the government giving clean needles to addicts, and she never answered him. |
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| They did put it in front of Macy's for a reason. You'd think it would be more natural outside the sports jersey store, but No. A well located Sand Mookie can be weaponized by a wife who wants her husband to get her something from Macys. |
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| "Mr Sandman, bring me a dream, bung bung bung bung" |
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